New York City, in the Bag
Returning to my hotel (too cheap to stay in the conference hotel), I found that the common areas had been rented out for the Radar Magazine Launch Party. Pushing through the Paris wanna-be’s on my way out to dinner, I was talking with my daughter on the mobile who was enthusiastically telling me the results of her swim lesson. As I exited the hotel, one of the staffers ran after me down 45th street and in panicked tones yelled that I forgot my goodie bag. I began to object and he screamed “Just take it!”
In the Bag
Match.com ¾ arm length burn-out t-shirt.
“Don’t you know who I think I” Radar Magazine T-Shirt
Jhane Barnes eye glass case (no glasses)
Altoid small mints
Bottle of Mark Body Lotion, “Hollywood Pink Flamingo”
Mark Kiss Therapy lip balm, “Sheer Red”
Hotel QT Lollypop
Small Piece of unblessed Kabbalah Red String
Hardcopy book “StarStruck” When A Fan Gets Close To Fame
One bottle each Gardnier Shampoo, Conditioner and Leave in Conditioner
Pamphlet, Betty Ford Institute.